What's Missed, What Will Be Missed

What's missed:

• Free refills
• In-N-Out
• Netflix
• Non-military time
• Eating and drinking in the library (at Amherst, anyway)
• $5 movie theater tickets
• Talking in dollars, bucks, and cents, not in pounds, quid, and pence
• Wal-Mart
• Good pizza
• Ceiling fans
• Crossing streets safely
• Hearing "you're welcome," not "cheers" 
• Fanta

What will be missed:

• The cheapest flights I'll ever know
• Trains
• Old men with pipes and old women with dainty hats
• Pubs instead of seedy bars
• Gourmet Burger Kitchen
• Coke with real sugar, not high-fructose corn syrup
• The Alternative Tuck Shop
• Living in a medieval city
• Clean linens each week
• Being an hour from London
• Never fearing that the library won't have the book I'm looking for